It is, thank you. Have a good one too! :)
It's such a wonderful list. It's written from the heart and experience. It also has the effect that when I read it, it makes me a bit happier. I'm not sure why. It feels somehow like a poem....
You have to try this https://merlin.allaboutbirds.org/ ;)
It's magic.
The professor of rizzics has arrived ๐ฅธ #rizzchain
The following list is a beta test, to be checked by nostr:npub12n7xd8xvqwj8k0v44yg3hlwutyyx85n28xx8zjwj6dykswuy28yqu7xsq4 AKA The Love Doctor first.
(Also not for married men to read ๐คฃ, you guys won already ๐ญ๐)
Disclaimer โ this is just for laughs, and totally my personal list (with inspiration from nostriches) and ๐ฏ% wonโt work for every women/romantic interest and so not to be taken seriously (for the most part).
Do:
*Give her a cheesy pickup line to keep things โspicyโ๐ฅ โ make it โpunnyโ (inspired by nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap).
*Give her your jacket when sheโs obviously cold. Sheโs not fine, sheโs lying. (But don't chaase after her with it or anything). And if she offers to share it with you, she LIKES you.
*Write her love letters. Not every day, but enough times in life to show her you care. Make it a life habit, like paying rent ๐ค
*hug her like a koala bear hugs trees ๐จ
*Shower together - not all the time, but you get it
*Cook together - see above
*Be still together ๐ค - see above
*Let her rest her head on your shoulder
*Communicate - even Henry VIII kept in touch with Anne Boleyn when travelling... before he had her killed...
*Compromise โ no one is perfect. Humans arenโt built to be. We are made to want perfection though ๐ฅน. Be perfectly imperfect together ๐ซ why not?
*Accept flaws โ if theyโre worth it ๐ฏ(see above)
*Be there when their dog dies ๐ญ
*Walk on the side of traffic, itโs sweet
*Give her the last cookie. If she offers to split it, sheโs a keeper. If she doesnโt, sheโs going to break your heart ๐. Nah I'm just joking... probably...
*Good morning and good night texts/phone calls ๐
*Exchange t-shirts/hoodies
*Hold her hand ๐ฉท
*Kiss her forehead, hand, cheek ๐โจ
Do NOT:
*Repeat your stories 5 times a day... I think she heard you ๐ญ
*Forget special occasions
*Mention weight ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๏ธโ ๏ธ
*say โI love youโ without meaning it. And if you do mean it, say it sparingly, and show it often ๐ means more this way.
*Steal all her pens. Annoying.
*Use baby talk too much, if at all ๐๐ตโ๐ซ
*Sit on her lap. I mean you can, but... yeah ๐ค
*Play her your bad music that you wrote ๐ฅฒ
*Steal her food ๐ป
*Hog the covers โ๏ธ
*Steal all her left socks โ
*Call her bro too much
*Go to bed mad at each other
*cheat ๐
*No hitting, biting of scratching โ unless thats what youโre into ๐ค
*Call her baby (inspired by nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h) babe is cute though ๐ฅน
*Check her phone. Mutual trust is sexy ๐
*Be mean to get her attention ๐ญ negging sucks. Banter is cool though ๐
*Open her eyelids when she sleeps ๐
*Open the door for her, then stop her walking in first ๐ญ whyyy
*kiss her neck when you arenโt even dating ๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
*if sheโs not reciprocating, DO NOT GO IN FOR THE KISS. Abort, abort, abort! Trust me ๐
*Be majorly egotistic/arrogant ๐ (inspired by the lovely nostr:npub1suwxj6qxnts2ls8jr0lpjy95386kr9y5ckn7qep5c95063wcj5eqh4rlxf (who I should also add is none of those things๐))
*Carry a list of past partners around to show dates ๐ (inspired by a nostrich, he knows who he is๐๐คฃ)
*Lie ๐ but donโt be brutally honest ๐ญ I dunno, there must be a middle ground, surely
Well, I've clearly got far too much time this Sunday so I'm going to go do some work ๐ญ๐ฅน๐๐ค
Surely wives will appreciate if husband use it, on them. ;)
Now seriously, it's such a beautiful song. I'll listen to it a few times. Thank you. <3
Down by the river side....
Indeed, you are from a country where it safe to assume that everything is poisonous, hahaha
I really liked your moderation. How did you learn it? Toastmasters or similar, or naturally?
Womenโs Wine Night starting on the next hour with nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r and I. Please join!
That was fun, thanks!
BTW, the only part of yew that is not poisonous are the red berries but better not to eat because the seeds inside are again poisonous....
As a teenager, I used to wait ever late for my favorite night radio show "Radio Ghosbusters." It was so cool: laying in bed, lights off, headphones on, sleepiness, good jokes, fun stories... I almost forgot it, but tonight I remember again, hahaha
"And there I am gladly conquered." Oh man, it's soooo good... :'(
niall.horan@gmail.com ๐คฃ
Sad and beautiful... boa noite
Nite
"Time, like hope is an illusion"
