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Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

I've been spending a lot of money on steak because of you people

All the hot bitcoiners are straight or far away πŸ˜’

Guess I'll have to orange pill a local twink

I'm noticing that AI today isn't really good at legal research. "Find me cases where a district court granted a motion to stay prior to the USPTO denying or accepting a request for ex parte reexamination." ChatGPT, Bing, and Bard gave me cases that didn't exist.

I feel guilty for using Twitter more than Nostr tbh. I just really like my Twitter lists, the (usually) smoother user experience, being able to search, and the network effects it has right now (especially for FinTwit).

Ordinals will return to the depths of hell whence they came.

Elizabeth Warren realizing she cannot control Bitcoin.

As a faggot in the United States, by far the most grotesque infringement on my rights is the federal income task. Literally a slave for a third of the year.

NO I was honestly PISSED he didn't tell me he was deaf. Like come on dude

Midjourney probably isn't the best tool for AI porn. "Transrectal insertion of the male member" isn't doing it for me tbh

One time I went on a date with a deaf guy who didn't tell me he was deaf beforehand. During the date, I actually thought he was retarded until I figured out what was going on about halfway through.

Jack Teixeira is a heroic whistleblower.

I'm really not a fan of hard forks.

Good for you. That's ridiculous.

The Purdue University area has an app like Uber Eats but where robots deliver the food

https://i.imgur.com/fVwqfaT.mp4

I'm in a plane surrounded by fat people. Please. Help me.

Holy shit. ChatGPT is miles above than any forum for figuring out Linux issues. I have no idea how it did this.

https://void.cat/d/L1Aw5bz3LZWu3YSy7MtGHS.webp