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Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

How does this keep happening

Anyone having issues connecting Phoenix Wallet to their Start9 Electrum server? I can connect my server to Sparrow Wallet and Blue Wallet but not Phoenix Wallet.

I emailed Phoenix Wallet a few times over the last three weeks but haven't heard anything ๐Ÿ™ƒ

People who wear masks need to be shamed. Irrational behavior must have social costs.

Tinder guy: "Don't ever discount someone because of distance."

Me: "Would you be mad if I told you that your distance discount coefficient was 0.7?"

Tinder guy: *unmatches*

I sold SU and CNQ today to realize some profit and decrease my exposure to equities. Hopefully I won't regret it. Even though I'm bullish on oil this decade, the dramatic spike in bond yields is making me nervous. A crash in Q4 or Q1 wouldn't surprise me.

The number of guys into "car play" is shocking to me.

What's next? Sex in a bathtub?

Newsflash: IT DOESN'T WORK

Running LLAMA 2 on my Start9 Embassy Pure. It's very slow, but it works.

When was the last time anyone used ChatGPT?

Havenโ€™t seen anyone tweet about it in months.

That fad lasted like 10 seconds

It definitely killed the mood. I do not know how I allowed myself to become intertwined with abject poverty.

I went on a Tinder date, and this was his bathroom. At that moment I realized money might be a relevant consideration for dating purposes

I use Instagram as a tool for bitcoin propaganda. I aim to be subtle: I recite anodyne facts rather than attempt to convert outright.

Repetition is a powerful tool of persuasion. Simply placing bitcoin in the normie's view over and over again, I contend, accelerates hyperbitcoinization.

"Public health" ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

I still prefer the guy with 57 speeding tickets tbh