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Mallard Beakman
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

Normies are asking me about bitcoin again

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This guy took me to a symphony and it's 90 minutes and I'm completely sober please rescue me somebody please

I should've screenshotted Representative LaLota's post on regulating "hate speech."

What a fucking idiot.

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I'm afraid to try a new Nostr client because every time I've done that my follows got deleted.

I saw a commercial for St. Jude Children's Hospital so heartbreaking it finally motivated me to get YouTube Premium to skip ads.

I'm working on inventing a new gender that's immune to taxation. Will report back soon

The U.S. sent $400 million of taxpayer money to Hamas, but Elizabeth Warren says nah Bitcoin did it.

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Some Tinder guy ended our convo because I didn't really want to go to church with him every fucking Sunday.

I said I'd be willing to politely smile and ask him how it went.

I never get these kinds of demands from Jew boys. Just saying

Wondering if drugs would make the gym more tolerable 🙄

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Emails partner: "I can revise as soon as you check in the document."

Emails partner again: "Hey, just wanted to let you know you're still in the link."

Calls partner: #m=image%2Fgif&dim=200x200&blurhash=UC3%2C%2C%24L%7DtpVqo%25Vop1V%5BVoj%3AejbJp3V%3Fo%23WF&x=7b531aa71b591891ea41b2d067614b0dfa4b682e7a7ca3910f978f34ae8f9320

Intuit finally locked me out of Mint, and now I have no idea how much money I have 😭

GnuCash looks interesting, but I liked having access to my finances on my phone. I don't always walk around with my Linux computer.

Believe it or not, this image was actually generated by a computer #Bitcoin

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