The piece of shit tried to tell me he doesn’t know what im saying which told me that hes actually russian.

Or eat something that gives you diarrhoea put it into a spraybottle mixed with water and get creative.. dont forget to put the bike in the sun afterwards.

I screamed at this little 19 yr old shitface on the side of the road today after he drove into me from

behind. While another person lifted the bike off my foot the pissface looked at the before chipped off paint on his bike and was almost stroking the plastic metal mix.

I asked him for his name and he tried to tell me his last name was ‘Em’.

He was lucky that I knew he was lying bc if anyone that calls themselves Em would be standing in front of me after doing something like that.. i might stab their tires. 🖕🖕🖕

He wore black sunglasses obviously his eyesight is shit.

I took a picture of him and his precious piece of shitmetal.. contemplating what to do with it.

If it were an expensive car theres always the option to take an actual shit on the motor or on the drivers seat an put it somewhere in the blistering Sun obviously all windows closed.

A point of satisfaction.. and older woman was standing on the side of the road and seemed satisfied with my expression of anger when I told him that hes fucked in the head an shouldnt be alive if he worries about his piece of shit bike instead of the person he drove into.

Theres very little value found in teenage boys these days. :/

Its a spewing fire day!

I guess after decades i still think George clooney is one of the sanest ppl out there.

He was also the reason why the fist meat i stopped eating was pork when I heard he had a petpig.

✊ respect!

Its celebrated every year… thats a hint.

Whaaaaattt daaayyyyy is it todayyyy? 🥹

Come on quicker!

Guess what day it is today?

If you put 2 times 5 days worth of catfood in catfood bowls.. you can only be classified as a fkn moron.

Theres is nothing that you are afterwards that would make you anything else but a moron.

Especially if you do it without asking.

Oh oh.

I didnt know I was a 20 something yr old asian male. Thats a new one. 😂

I think relying on phone nbrs instead of the authenticatiors is stoneage.

Omg ewww! Try more diff mushrooms in it instead.

Damn! Pepperonis.

Nooo dont ruin it with chicken!

😑😑😑

Can i go back but to being pescatarian again now that they broke up? Ive been asking myself that for a while now.

Is she a child?

😂 honestly