#footstr #smallfeet #pedicure

idk what that means but how do I get ppl to zap me

where are all of the rich men who just buy shit for women off Amazon wishlists I’m tryina fund my best friends baby shower on a marketing salary

#amazonwishlist #richmen #help

she’s a star

#dog #idkhowtogetdiscoveredonhere #amazonwishlist

https://m.primal.net/HvPF.mov

guys bein dudes

https://m.primal.net/HqFg.mov

Tom Sandoval absolutely has to be an only child right? That man doesn’t have siblings

things people told me about turning 30:

-worse hangovers

-less urge to go out

-more sure of yourself

things no one told me about turning 30:

-that you start peeing on ur hand way more than expected. you think ur done and then boom, piss on ur hand

the way I’m so confused right now but also so pumped for my first zap. ur right slippery elver it does seem to be weird here

not everyone needs to be proud of where they come from

https://m.primal.net/HnFf.mov

cute lil deep dive on my family’s Mormon ancestry

https://m.primal.net/HnFd.mov

I literally just joined and have no followers lmao imma throw up a few pet pics. Feel free to block if ur so offended

look at these sweet snugglers

#mainecoon #goldenretriever

ball is life #dogpics #goldenretriever

bluebonnet boy