Think we need a covid memes community

Let's be retarded

What's something silly you would like to say?

If there is ever a massive food shortage, this will be why

What do adults get out of being tattle tales in the workplace?

"I was traveling"

"I don't need plates I wasn't for hire"

lol

Lol did you try that whole sovereign citizen shit?

Look, I hate tickets as much as the next guy, but not having registered plates is on you. Why the fuck would you not get a ticket because you've confessed to it? You've broken ~the law~, both you and mr policeman agree that you have, pay your fucking ticket like a grownup.

Should a man take a water aerobics class, or will that give the impression that he throughly enjoy sucking weenies and being in the embrace of another man?

I've lost my direction in life do I need to go east west north or south?

Yeah for a while. The supplements gave me the shits and I still had the problem.

The biggest problem I've had with low carb diets is electrolytes. Most days I would only eat beef, salt and coffee. However; I would drink four and sometimes even five cups of coffee a day. Eventually I could no longer work out because I would cramp so bad. I couldn't swim because I would cramp and around. This went on for over two years. I added fruit back and it didn't help. I began eating rice and bread again and it did help. However; I missed the mental clarity I had on keto diets. And I'm getting pudgy. I switched to tea and have been able to lower my carbs without getting cramps as bad. So if you have problems with cramps on carnivore or low carb diets remove all coffee and energy drinks. Use loose leaf tea. Seems to work for me anyway. #lowcarb #keto

Afternoon snack of chicken feet and raspberries.

What's the best way to make the most out of your shitty personality?

Finish the sentence.

I wish I could................