My dog keeps stealing my guitar picks. I’m gonna teach him music.

I've got nothing I'm just going to sit and eat block of cheese and watch true crime videos on YouTube.

The fundamentals of the economy are sound.

There's this translation from Japanese where someone is either lying or kinda knows they're talking bullshit where they append "Probably!" to the end of their sentences. We should teach this in schools so everyone does it! Probably!