In hindsight I suppose it was a bit presumptuous of Ohtani to assume there would be a society still in place to pay his differed contract. On the other hand it’s all the more reason to want to be on a team that gives you the best chance to win the last ever World Series.
Forced to RFK (cook in beef tallow) my carnitas because none of the grocery stores in my neighborhood carry lard.
Getting my windows shattered by an angry crowd throwing plastic beads. “Best truck I ever owned!”
No matter how many times it shows up with a red underline in my work documents my brain refuses to accept that regarding is not spelled with a “gua” like “guard”
Saw the new electric VW Bus in traffic yesterday and honestly it look cool and I want one.
Not gonna lie I wasn’t gonna watch the state of union address regardless.
I feel like Ghost and Terminator 2 are the 2 titles that are easiest to get on Laserdisc.
Found the perfect birthday gift for my wife. shh don’t tell. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/66aadf2e69f7daea62e5ee42535bea588a631196228ebf9974d43e6859ffc11d.webp
Going to start a company that sells boxed wine but it ships in a wooden box so you know it’s classy.
Is copy and pasting text on an iphone unnecessarily frustrating or am I just old?
openvibe keeps crashing and I have no idea why. 🤷🏼♂️
H1B immigration status is tied to your employer it’s insanely exploitative. This is also why America healthcare is tied to employment.
Worst person you know made a great point:
That moment when you realize your parents probably never felt like grow ups either.
The guy who they put in charge of cutting off grandma’s social security just ranted on twitter about how white people are lazy. This is going to go terribly.
I’m not a 2 pump chump, I’m delivering 8 unregreted user seconds.
Showing my wife this product photo like: I’m not the only one who sees this right? https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/b9dd7857ea221af5907f6d06fdd9c10c43d1f8350917e1cbae6682abe6fa4144.webp
We are heading for a Butlerian Jihad but with fake AI. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/65662e40bab4490b82ff5d0aea68076597a23da000f5f17d6289ef5441316c00/c9178e64a603b0bf16690e26af37cabfd07f7c446a80c93a562b143a213ef119.webp
I was talking to my dad today about Luigi Mangione and we both agreed that there is no way in hell we would convict him if we were on the jury. Just a fun conversation starter if you’re visiting the family this weekend.