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I learned the other day that if you refer to Satoshi as her or they that you upset a small subset of people. Yikes.

Yeah I saw that 😂

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Big if true.

I heard it’s true though. The CEO of Bitcoin told me him/her/theyself

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zach

I can’t keep up with these fluctuations.

Just buy more Bitcoin before it’s too late!

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MRCX

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*You do not have animated banner FOMO.*

There we go.

😈

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GHOST

How do you animate them?

Just put a .gif in the Banner section

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corndalorian

Wait they can be animated? 👀

💯

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I'd rather send you my private key and call you every time I need you to post for me.

We have animated banners on Damus now. Better get an iPhone 🤣

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Ok good, glad you clarified that. You’re the owner and *just* paid royalties to dmnyc, which fittingly was equal to the final sale cost

Still broken 😆

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Thirty years ago. Holy crap, we’re old. Why did you have to leave us, Kurt?

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BTCapsule 🏴

I’ll HODL 2008 until you decide, but if it goes to the moon then you’re shit out of luck.

Here is MY precious NFT to intensify FOMO:

I said I would trade for Jacks Twttr if 2008.jpeg doesn’t go to the moon, but the FOMO was too much for them to resist

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According to the terms of the smart contract, which you have all agreed to by participating in this thread, the creator is entitled to a one-time royalty payment, after which all future royalties may be paid only to the owner of the asset.

The terms of this thread is one sentence, and unless you’re getting notifications, its harder to read than Twitter’s T&C.

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I should be earning royalties from this thread!

Yes, dmnyc said the royalties are for the thread. I will never give up my 2008.jpeg

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imthemoney⚡️

🤣 I struggled tapping the post button to respond to this

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Wait, you paid it? Now it means you don’t own it any more

No, these are just royalties for the thread. Besides, any terms in this thread are invalid because nobody can possibly read them 🤣

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You know that will only be valid if BTCapsule pays it

Haha, just paid it!

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I’ll just leave this here in case anyone wants to right this injustice.

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⚡️ Paid, for introducing me to my most precious 2008.jpeg NFT 🥰

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**The current state of Android apps on Nostr:**

**Nostros:** not daily driver material, but close.

**Nosky:** not daily driver material

**Nostrid:** not daily driver material.

**Amethyst:** not daily driver material.

I used all of these today and none of them make me want to stop using Snort and Astral on my phone. We're getting close though. Most of them continue to improve every couple of days. 🤙

I tried Nostrid earlier today. It’s not there yet, but it’s easy to install. Nostros looks interesting, but I need some time to build it. Do they let you post invoices and open an external wallet?

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I'd rather send you my private key and call you every time I need you to post for me.

🤣 Have you actually used someone’s iPhone to experience Damus, or have you only seen screenshots?

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It's just not going to happen. I would rather not use a smartphone.

Buy a used iPhone

Delete everything except Damus and Wallet of Satoshi

Use mobile hotspot on Android to use Damus anywhere

Find a Damus sticker and put it over Apple’s logo

If anyone asks, tell them it’s a Damus device

It’s worth it, I promise

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I couldn't take that 🤣 Had to go back to Astral.

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If you click on the three dots in the top right of Kiwi, you can turn on Night Mode.

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Andrew

My reaction noticing I hit 100 followers on nostr

Legend

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nostr.build

You need to check the ‘disable jpeg downloads’… That confirms it is only yours, too late now 🤷🏼

My ownership is recorded forever in the public nostr ledger. As #[5] said, the only way to remove my ownership is for you to delete it, so please don’t do that 🤣

Avi Burra lost 3,561 sats for me to own this, so there is a lot at stake here

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nostr.build

Uhhhhh, does he mean this one?!? Besides below, pretty sure I’ve seen some others posting 2008.jpeg…

🤣🤣🤣

What?!?!? I trusted you to be a custodian of my precious NFT. Now I have to buy a Ledger.

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It certainly is. Approaching Mona Lisa levels #[5] must be thrilled as the owner

I love my 2008.jpeg 💜

I have it in a cold storage vault that is under 24 hour laser eye security

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cercatrova

Only one way to find out

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My wallet says there’s an error sending this to you. Somebody must have got it already.

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ed

Are you drinking now? 😆