Lil craig taught me my ABCEEES

Had a feeling

Bet yall Secretly like nickleback

Did you know?

Did you know, but if you refry a can of black beans, and put it in a brown paper bag it looks like Condoleezza rice?

#ShittyAskNostr

Is it common tradition for your uncle to molest you?

Asking for a friend obviously.

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Hey,

If I wear a tuxedo to a pool party, do you think people will mistake me for an ambitious business penguin or is that just reserved for jacuzzi parties?

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Do you think it's a good idea to bring a map to a virtual meeting?

I mean, in case we get lost in the conversation, you know?

Or if there's women involved, especially sense they can't drive.

#ShittyAskNostr

Is it considered rude to RSVP to a wedding invitation with a magic trick, or should I stick to traditional responses like ejaculating on the wedding cake?

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Do you think it's a good strategy to bring a bag of popcorn and loudly crunch it during a funeral?

I mean, it adds a cinematic touch like if they died for a reason.

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#HistoryOfNostr

https://video.nostr.build/a5a068f3a1c8b52c57e73478e4727561e4fd79e575739692c3621e3e1b1296d8.mp4

Can you please sign this release form

What

#HistoryOfNostr

Yall need to fuck around more on nostr.

A mini biography about myself and life.

https://video.nostr.build/a14d7efcc59ad3877529bef6e8bbb8f111c96c2f5803597533d0d164245f4195.mp4

Try it but hold your breath

You didn't read the syllabus did you

Follow the yellow brick road

I'll introduce you to my friend Beth. She's a real rude bitch. You'll like her

I have a naked picture of a fat guy does that work