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I'm a chill troll. Also a bit of an asshole. I'm on nostr to chat, but also make fun of people. I enjoy when yall talk shit back, and try to beat my whit. I picked on you for a reason, so let's see what you got and who will win. Don't be a gay sissy, it's just the internet.

I am but the birds keep shitting on my driveway

Why is it that everyone named Oliver's friends with Curious George?

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How do you feel about my retarded ass questions?

Does it bring you joy or hepatitis?

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Is the reason why guys have nipples to breastfeed guys with small dicks so that their dicks grow bigger?

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How do you feel about Diddy Kong racing?

Does it turn you on too?

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Why are ancient Egyptians racits against video gamers?

Is it because of the smell?

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If I hold Mark Zuckerbergs head underwater, how long will it take before he starts breathing with his gills?

He filter feeds so that's not an issue.

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I turned into Jesus TWICE last year, and I still had to pay premium for Netflix. Is this common?

I like murder mysteries.

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Every time you step out of the taxi as a small town girl, do you spin around in wonderment at the hustle and bustle of the big city?

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