Why are you on my dad's mind?
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Do you think most fat people get winded because they don't know what it's like to run?
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When I go to the mechanic to get my car fixed, how can I obviously showcase my ballerina skills so that they'll give me a discount?
Bonus question, do I also need to slice the manager's throat?
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How do you feel about rhonda?
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You want to know a strange fact?
Madonna is actually a raisin
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When people say "what's cooking good looking?", can you respond back by saying that it's their leathery skin?
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How do I attach my chainsaw to my Teeter totter?
I want to make sure my kids know how to work hard but also play hard at the same time.
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Where do you usually hide?
Once you wake up dead what do you do after that?
I heard you're supposed to rub aloe vera on your eyelids but only if your mother is still alive is that true?
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Since gay guys love cock so much how come they aren't committing most of the crime so they can go to prison were all the penises they love so much are?
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Tomorrow I'm getting a pet liberal what should I name him?
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Who the fuck keeps taking a shit in my hair dryer?!?
This happened last week, every time I come home from work there's always a giant turd in my hair dryer I'm getting pretty sick and fucking tired of this bullshit.
I pay 14 pesos to live in this closet and God damn it didn't say this bullshit was in the lease.
What the fuck is going on? I tried asking my doctor but he told me I have syphilis so that makes it even worse.
Knowing that I have a back problem God damn it.
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How do you think guys with huge balls and are really small dick feel?
Do you think they feel like something's missing?
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How the fuck did I get bed sores on my eyes?
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Question for the Star Wars fans,
Once you're done posting your stupid bullshit online about Star Wars and ruining all the memes for everyone do you kill yourself before or after you take a shower?
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How do you feel about boba fett?
I fucking hate that tea and I don't know why they would put chunks of fat in it that doesn't make sense to me.
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If you want to dive head first into a nice pair of tits, but you're a straight woman does that make you a lesbian?
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Is anyone else getting sick and tired of everyone thinking the dog from the movie Beethoven is a famous pianist?
Like people are so fucking retarded I swear.
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That's funny good one lol