And throw glitter in the air while you're doing it

Oh so you're an insurance salesmen then? Fucking knew it

Dammit

I think I'll just drug him instead

911 right ?

Not sure. I'll ask him when I see him tomorrow

I fucking had a feeling lol

Lol 🤣

Ok thanks

So. How do I interrogate my neighbor?

Someone keeps stealing my beautiful azaleas from my front porch.

And I know it's my neighbor Lawrence.

He's a piece of shit.

He plays hacky sack on my fucking driveway all the time, and he plays his xylophone so loud at night that I'm about to lose my mind.

How can I gain telekinesis so I can give him horribly intrusive thoughts that induce his own suicide so he'll leave me alone and stop stealing my beautiful fucking flowers.?

#ShittyAskNostr

Do you think my dad will come back?

I'm 37 and I can fly.

I feel like that counts for something.

#ShittyAskNostr

Where would I be if I took the buss towards England on a summer day?

#ShittyAskNostr

Will you think about me more if I choke you the fuck out?

#ShittyAskNostr

My third father is going to have a problem with this

then I'd have to return him

Figures. always having to go super sain gay and make a scene

wow So you like resurrected?

Hopefully they Both Survive. It's tough being a parent

I'll have to manipulate him

Pandas