Ahh we are to the point now where my chest hurts when I cough ahhh very good derricious nagasaki senpai

I thought the goal was to eliminate income tax entirely.

all makes sense USAID was keeping long john silvers open all these years. it was a CIA opp all this time

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Shit dude, did I forget to say that explicitly? Yes, I am a pedophile. Sorry for not saying earlier.

Yep, now we just have to find the drug user and ask him to inject a marijuana in front of a police officer. Tell him he's not a real drug user unless he's willing to do the thing that could get him in trouble for it.

True, my bad. Strike that from the list.

I don't like giving personal information away on the internet. My mommy taught me about stranger danger.

Statistically, it does seem more likely than the average person, doesn't it? I think the data also shows that I'm more likely to be a gay man, and that I was more likely molested as a kid.

Ad an unrelated tangent, I've always found stereotypes to be funny. If you don't fit the stereotype, then it's funny to think that you are "supposed" to be a certain way just because of the stereotype. And if you do fit the stereotype, the it's funny to think it has to be because of the group you are in, ranther than any actual reasoning you may have.

Do you want to tell me more about myself? Right now I think we have that I'm Jewish, and that the only real way to prove my beliefs is in meatspace. I think there were other things you said, but again, my interface is crap so I could use a refresher.

I didn't say that.

What exactly do you think this conversation is about? It sounded to me like you were talking about my beliefs. Am I wrong about that?

>Bro you, like, don't even know what I believe. I could've popped into this thread to seethe at a TPD post for any multitude of reasons.

And what do I believe? What exactly are those beliefs you refer to?

Yes. It always irritates me when people give all their attention to cowardly or imaginary pedophiles when I'm right here. Why is there so much effort put into "uncovering" pedophiles, like some kind of internet detective? The internet is anonymous anyway. If it wasn't for moderators creating a safe space then y'all wouldn't have to read into things.