nostr:npub16e8mwruxky6rv8lvr4m5a53rphqhnaam6wcwxvajjfz0cf0udq3qrldsce nostr:npub14ugy9d6t3yqvs88asezpz23qyduuy8m789zh88fnqz302dqsjj4qlu8jay nostr:npub1pyy99xge0464jlmylqqgflk3y9a8gzfhemnz4ue55qp5qtxl57qsaljuws you try drilling when you’re on your back under a low car when you don’t do it often, I can’t blame there
nostr:npub1nshq4pcyzdmnewg4h8yu6tsuh5t72whzkz5x4wj7t0c0cy7yyrfqq2cgnl you’re already here moron, as evidenced by the fact that you’ve shat up my timeline.
nostr:npub1nshq4pcyzdmnewg4h8yu6tsuh5t72whzkz5x4wj7t0c0cy7yyrfqq2cgnl look we get it you were rejected. Shoot up a school about it or something instead of infecting Fedi with your faggotry
nostr:npub1f64hh0hxfp5yeswecth4mnjz78uxls5s48wjnnev9d5tfy7qgttspj5rsj nostr:npub1ardder357wg5ujdy6sgn8qan7dz9my8r826zs6mpmfxygstclwpsns95mv nostr:npub1khqzruecm8vyerkcledtcz3p0a08tmzmthgtp8044xuzdgw3lvsqtd6n2t nostr:npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk nostr:npub1syf88qrutdky8hl7f63s8sznazrr4pehcp9nlpnfqffkz6ptpr2ssqmzey early on in the program it was a great way to get loot boxes because it was all honor system, the warehouse goons handed you a gaylord full of packages and you scanned them in with your phone, and then back out. Retards were getting fired left and right for stealing packages they scanned in and I was just lazy scanning, leaving anything that felt valuable unscanned and just dumping it in the back of my car, and then oops it wasn't on my manifest guess I'll take it home
She attacc
Cartoon vagina got me acting unwise
I slay so much stray pussy they call me PETA
nostr:npub14ugy9d6t3yqvs88asezpz23qyduuy8m789zh88fnqz302dqsjj4qlu8jay >FiM game
I bet the rules suck ass and are full of holes (still traumatized by Enterplay letting Yawgmoth’s will on a stick AND a repeatable blink on a stick get out in the same set)
Babysitting gf and her friend while they get sloshed guess I graduated to husband early lol
nostr:npub12e2f9ntqu3f49q0wv84pmqv6u587k77ah9gulc8pzhn834dam65s8s56j9 nostr:npub1xhg3cd85uenfy65rq5x8j8cm255gtulazdvs6t0hue6mnta8kresthmc76 nostr:npub1dgrr3xdva8jgujy2uvupjfkpkxuy9lkm30g7w6wy2gpj42gtwa4s2amq5q she sags like she’s on the way down weight wise, not up
nostr:npub1pg0nx5eexh5x0h5zwxtvhcsmpc4n4nelju83sy2zrgdt7h2xw0asej7rcu nostr:npub1khqzruecm8vyerkcledtcz3p0a08tmzmthgtp8044xuzdgw3lvsqtd6n2t to be fair it used to be possible. You could wander into the wrong cave in morrowind and get yourself raped and your last auto save was 6 hours ago when you last slept
nostr:npub159fznm25ns4jnkgha5uqw0h8hfzy3f5zjqel3xxt75zq0aldl2fsp9vg75 nostr:npub1t4sg5x5xkls9vymst8w75amhsdswgdw2ec6fwp808tetfdkpamwsv4ud4h DO NOT
CAFFEINE IS NOT FREE ENERGY ITS JUST USURY FOR YOUR VRIL. YOURE BORROWING FROM THE FUTURE ENERGY AND THE INTEREST IS WHAT YOU PAY FOR COFE PLUS EXTRA PEE
-poasters bow to ranchers
-In contact with shortstacks
-Possess breeding-like abilities
-Control manlet women with an iron but fair fist
-Own ranches & milk banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal shitposting line
-Will bankroll the first ranches on Mars (shortstackgrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be shortstack babies
-all ranchers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of shitposters who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of hellthreads and unprecedented booba progress with them
-They own milker R&D labs around the world
-You likely have shortstack milk inside you right now
-The ranchers are in regular communication with the dragons ilulu and lucoa, forwarding the word of boobers to the fediverse.
nostr:npub1f64hh0hxfp5yeswecth4mnjz78uxls5s48wjnnev9d5tfy7qgttspj5rsj nostr:npub1rxs3dt9y2fpcxmr2jluw42fvy8njpvjrlcpdauwrpa3ec9ql7pes7k88ku you want a hybrid you get a steaming pile of shit and you’ll like it
nostr:npub159fznm25ns4jnkgha5uqw0h8hfzy3f5zjqel3xxt75zq0aldl2fsp9vg75 look man if I was pure myself I’d agree with you but my limit is and always has been my count or less