SO AM I WHEN I BREW UP COFFEE IN THE PM

I KNOW IT WILL BE BAD FOR ME

BUT I WANT POWER, I WANT ENERGY BEYOND MY MORTAL FRAME

I WANT TO CLEAN THE ATTIC TODAY AND NOT TOMORROW SO IT SEEMS TO MY MIND IN ITS PROFOUND RETARDATION THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE GOOD COURSE OF ACTION AND NOT BAD

I HAVE WORKED ALL MY LIFE TO OCCLUDE THE WILL OF GOD FROM MY MIND SO THAT I HAVE NO MEASURE FOR WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS EVIL

AND NOW I DO ALL THE THINGS I THINK TO MY BEST KNOWLEDGE ARE GOOD, AND MORE OFTEN THAN NOT THEY END UP BEING EVIL