THATS YOUR COSMIC, FUNDAMENTAL EVIL

PROSAIC EVIL IS MUCH EASIER

JAQUARIUM BROWN ISNT ROBBING THE LIQUOR STORE BECAUSE HE CONCEIVED OF SOME DIABOLICAL EVIL SCHEME, HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE IS RETARDED AND THINKS THAT ITS A GOOD THING

HIS RETARDATION IS DEEP AND SEVERE, NOT ONLY DOES HE FALSELY INTUIT THAT TEMPORARY GOOD FEELINGS FROM IMBIBING MALT LIQUOR IS A COOL EASY WAY TO FEEL AS GOOD AS GOD;

HE ALSO MANAGED TO CONVINCE HIMSELF UNAWARES THAT THE STORE CLERK IS ACTUALLY NOT A HUMAN BEING LIKE JAQUARIUM WITH A HUMAN EXPERIENCE OF LIFE, BUT IS BASICALLY A GTA NPC TO BE SHOT IN SEARCH OF LIQUOR

JAQUARIUM DOES NOT CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY OF ALTERCATION WITH THE POLICE AND SUBSEQUENT INCARCERATION -- THESE EVENTS ARE REMOVED IN TIME AND SPACE FROM HIS LOCUS OF ATTENTION SO AS TO ALMOST NOT EXIST

HE HIMSELF, AND HIS ANCESTORS FOR GENERATIONS AND GENERATIONS, HAD LABORED TIRELESSLY TO MAKE OF JAQUARIUM A MODEL ANIMAL