Too cold.

#Nostr challenge:

Write 10 notes without saying #bitcoin ...

few

I gotta do yard work today as well. GM fren!

Well.. I didn't mean *you* Rand. 🤣

That's a quality response, for sure.

We should all ask ourselves wtf we're really doing here on #nostr.

I mean, we can say it's for the freedum or whatever, but there's another, more sinister truth if you dig deep..

You're a fucking nerd. Admit it and move on. You're welcome.

Ok cool.. I'll start

.. What's grosser than gross?

What?

.. a truck full of dead babies.

Eww

.. What's grosser than that?

What?

.. the one at the bottoms alive!

OMG!

.. What's grosser than that?

What!?!?

.. It's eating its way to the top!

OMFG! That's horrible!

.. What's grosser than that?

What?!?!

.. it made it!

Did you guys ever play "what's grosser than gross" as kids?

#asknostr

You've been waiting for the perfect post to use this for a while, huh?

Oh.. they care. They care!

#Nostr makes me a better person.

With so few of us here, I've shaped my attitude to be less offensive, lest I have no friends at all.

Nah. Fuck that. You can all kiss my ass.

Then you'd better go catch it!

But are you *really* one of 'em?!

My favorite crank call:

☎️ ring ring ...

Hello?

Hi! This is Baskin Robins calling with a new promotion. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds, we'll give you 31 dollars and 31 cents... are you ready?

Go!

Umm.. chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry, um.... mint .. rocky road... damn.. um...

Sorry times up! Thanks for playing. *click*

Is your refrigerator running?

#asknostr

WTF did they say when they switched to ggwave? Probably plotting our demise!

Hey there JSKitty. Are you also one of 'em?

Anti-microbial?

I saw a post that suggested there may be 10k weekly users on #Nostr.

I'm one of 'em. Nice to meet you.

LFG! 🚀

Try it in a rural area. It's great fun. 🤷‍♂️