Too Good To Go App: hey Jennie! The Waitrose that's a doable dog walk away has a bag available tonight!

Me: yeah, last time I did that it pissed it down on me, not falling for that again

*checks weather app *

Ooooo 1% chance of rain at pick up time!

*orders the bag*

Too Good To Go App: thank you for helping to reduce food waste! You are an ecoQueen and totally not just doing this because you're skint!

Weather App: NEW WARNING!!! ITS GOING TO PISS IT DOWN TONIGHT FOR PRECISELY AN HOUR EITHER SIDE OF YOUR PICK UP TIME FOR YOUR WAITROSE BAG! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Folks, I think I've discovered a new form of rain dance

nostr:npub18p3fccwqgnxx5nay7xvder7ypazqa4n6ephqgje3ntgwywl5nkhsk403wh I can only speak for myself here but I've learned a lot from you being annoyed when people are dicks to you. It's increased my empathy hugely. So please don't restrain yourself TOO much