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Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt Sorry you mistook me for a good person.

Has somebody managed to make lens caps for the Ray-Ban Meta glasses?

Had no idea Toto Wolff was a billionaire, that explains why he can afford to break so many headsets. #f1

I'd be bugging a lot less about automated jobs if the people whom the robots were replacing didn't then have to worry about the cost of living, let alone the cost of raising children.

I used to get really shitty at Steve Jobs for saying stuff like this, but weirdly I also low-key admired it...all my Apple goodwill has finally left the building because this is export-grade poorshaming.

https://m.gsmarena.com/apple_explains_why_the_iphone_16e_doesnt_have_magsafe-news-66753.php

I've gone through many working titles for the comedy special I will never create. Right now I'm up to 'It's Not For Lack of Trying'

When my dad told me he was struggling to find a BT S-Pen for his Ye Olde Note 10+ I thought it was a him problem. Nooope.

Very telling that Sammy could have kept the BT but chose not to 🤔

https://www.androidauthority.com/p-3525946/

I have this thing I call the Keith Flint Effect, so named because it used to happen the most when I thought to myself "wonder what The Prodigy are doing now?" Today I appear to have used the KFE on Slack https://www.androidcentral.com/apps-software/slack-is-down-impacting-workplaces-across-the-glob

Yes, let's give an already prejudiced class of people the legal right to abuse the vulnerable on a mere suspicion, what the fuck could possibly go wrong with that 😒 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/67bb82a87d0015dc7bfede818b9a66624a1abe6da6d60c2c3a885693cda11462/4209f839ef092767520de4160eda2ea93e79441ae4a03c9385a24f0a0899218a.webp

Anyone else sometimes get the distinct impression their parents didn't think they would make it to adulthood for no good reason, or is that just me?

Just putting a link to this app out into the universe. Not my app but I hope it finds the right people.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=maa.slowed_reverb.vaporwave_music_maker

My new favourite reaction gif to use at work

Friendface is showing reports of burning couches in North D. Looks like it's official; the students are back.

...so I have this pet theory that the 21st century is effectively going to be a cover version of the 20th. I'm reminded of it every time someone drops that salute.

They upped the soundtrack game for #therookieseason6, only two episodes in and we've already had Cop Shoot Cop and Meshuggah.

More of a Gymnopidé guy myself but the Gnossiennes aren't overrated.