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Andrew Wardell
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“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers’ but instead of talking in radio snippets he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt Sorry you mistook me for a good person.

Name a better couple than Lando Norris and bottling. I'll wait. #japanesegp

You've got to be careful with those old timey circuits cannons. One of them went off a few years ago in Gore... Put a dirty great hole in a Torana.

...also my whole family, including my in-laws are transfixed on my cat killing a mouse right now 😅. Ah Daisy, you're a dick. Never change.

I'm a little loathe to say it, but the driver swap looks like it's working. #japangp

A gentle reminder for you all over the next 48 hours, if you see something that's too funny to be true, check the date it was posted. #aprilfools

...so I see Martha Wells' 'Murderbot' books are getting turned into a TV show. I'll tell you this now; if Marc Evan Jackson hasn't been cast to voice act ART and Aubrey Plaza isn't playing the bot from RaviHyral I will (contemplate) throwing my TV in the harbour.

So CMCF is now trying to ruin Signal too. Fan-fucking-tastic.

I'm not asking for any sympathy rn, just stating fact; I'm in the grip of a fever that's making my skin feel the way it looks in my profile pic.

Sorely tempted to buy myself an MD Walkman for my birthday this year 😅

In theory nostr:note160jaz5g5w7v5e3prnuazkqgp5trk8qg49mh7lsk3jpaxr5ftjy7qtl5mwd

RIP to the F1 Paddock's greatest chaos gremlin. Eddie Jordan, you will be dearly missed 🫡

Someone just got the urge to herbal. And if you thought that was a euphemism for smoking weed you're too young to be here. nostr:note1f34u6fyjqz2kyk2427h56xtyuq3dg28g0puvukpnatpwq8572u3qsyl2ur

The meme I want to make about what Luxon, Seymour and Winnie are doing to this country would 110% get me fired from work.

...so we know FOMO and JOMO are a thing, but has anyone yet coined IOMO? (Indifference on Missing Out)