I am the man with no name. #Zap Brannigan at your service.
#zapathon #futurama
I surrender and volunteer for treason.
Anyone Without A Ship Should Secure A Weapon And Fire Wildly Into The Air 🔫
#sbr #zap
Zap ⚡ the Zapp
#futurama
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
#zap the Zapp
I'd Like To Spank Your Sister With A Slice Of Bologna.
#zap the Zapp
Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.
#zap the Zapp
#futurama
The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents
#lovestr #zap the Zapp
#futurama
In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces
#zap the Zapp
#futurama
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were [they] just born with a heart full of neutrality?
#zap the Zapp
#futurama
#quotes
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.
#zap the Zapp
#futurama
#bitcoin
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
#zap the Zapp #futurama
Oh, god, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
#zap the Zapp
#futurama #trump
Baby, it'll blow your mind
#zap the Zapp
#futurama
Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man.
#zap the Zapp #futurama
I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.
#zap the Zapp
#futurama
I'm feeling the "Captain's itch"
Help #grownostr and #zap the Zapp
#futurama #zaparama
Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.
#zaparama #futurama #zap
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
#zap #futurama #zaparama
I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.
#futurama #zapathon #zap
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
#zaparama #futurama #zap