I am the man with no name. #Zap Brannigan at your service.

#zapathon #futurama

I surrender and volunteer for treason.

Anyone Without A Ship Should Secure A Weapon And Fire Wildly Into The Air 🔫

#sbr #zap

Zap ⚡ the Zapp

#futurama

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

#zap the Zapp

I'd Like To Spank Your Sister With A Slice Of Bologna.

#zap the Zapp

Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.

#zap the Zapp

#futurama

The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents

#lovestr #zap the Zapp

#futurama

In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces

#zap the Zapp

#futurama

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were [they] just born with a heart full of neutrality?

#zap the Zapp

#futurama

#quotes

I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.

#zap the Zapp

#futurama

#bitcoin

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

#zap the Zapp #futurama

Oh, god, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.

#zap the Zapp

#futurama #trump

Baby, it'll blow your mind

#zap the Zapp

#futurama

Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man.

#zap the Zapp #futurama

I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.

#zap the Zapp

#futurama

I'm feeling the "Captain's itch"

Help #grownostr and #zap the Zapp

#futurama #zaparama

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

#zaparama #futurama #zap

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

#zap #futurama #zaparama

I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.

#futurama #zapathon #zap

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

#zaparama #futurama #zap