Happy 17th birthday, Twitter!
/cc #[0]
the irony…
meanwhile, on twitter…
poor dude
wonder what he’s doing now

hello, DC
was supposed to be
hello, CR
PATER NOSTER, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum.
The reason I didn’t report the “black text when uploading images” bug is I knew superman would probably have fixed it by the time I did…and so it was. Thanks, @jb55!

ironically, you haven’t set up a lnurl o/w i would have zapped this
🌸
Scaling looks a little off—I’m bigger than that—but kudos for yet another feature from a rockstar!
Testing damus image uploading, selecting a totally random image from my self portraits

How is banking so hard for Americans?
Open an account at JPM until the fed banks allow you to bank with them and enjoy American prosperity.
Canadians have an account at RBC and chill. 🤷🏻
In the meantime, I'm a liquidity provider if anyone wants to panic.

Daylight saving time was invented by someone who was an hour late.
☝🏼 has to be worth >= 6174 sats
Once a thing is put into writing, the composition, whatever it may be, drifts all over the place, getting into hands, not only of those who understand it, but equally of those who have no business with it; it doesn't know how to address the right people, and not address the wrong. And when it is ill-treated and unfairly abused it always needs its parent to come to its help, being unable to defend or help itself.
—Phaedrus 275e
should have named zaps zappas
he’d approve of nostr






