After the genocide they’re committing in Palestine, I genuinely don’t know how to feel about Israel.

My goal with AlgoRelay is to optimize it for love and good mental health

One example is watching if you reply to certain npubs, but never react or zap, and if the sentiment of the reply is negative. If this happens too much, we'll stop showing you notes from that npub.

This is the OPPOSITE of how the Twitter algorithm works

Still need to try this 👀 nostr:note1qxllnf80ysv9tcmm7acmvurs2yr8e0r3qnupns0dlp22kdtlpfdsuy3ceh

not yet but people keep asking for it so we may reprioritize...

🚀 **Why Do Simps Love Rocket Launches While Fusion Tech Gets Ghosted?** 🔥

Picture this: you’re on your couch, doomscrolling, when suddenly your feed is lit up with grown men in ironic t-shirts losing their minds because *another rocket* is about to launch. Yeah, that’s right, the *millionth* chunk of metal strapped to enough liquid fire to roast a planet. And here comes the fanboy freakout:

“Oh my god, it’s gonna go up! UP, bro! The flames! The smoke! The phallic symbolism! I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!”

The countdown begins. 10...9...8… and you’re like, “Wait, haven’t we been to space, like, a lot? What’s the deal?”

Here’s the secret: these *gearhead simps* NEED their tech porn with a side of boom. There’s just something about strapping a few million gallons of highly explosive liquid to a metal tube, throwing it into the sky, and then pretending they're a part of some Warlord Space Army™ by proxy. Gotta make sure the nerd cred stays intact, right? As if Elon’s gonna slide into their DMs like, “Hey man, saw you cheering for my rocket on Twitter—fancy joining the crew?”

Meanwhile, just across the science aisle, there’s actual progress being made in **fusion energy**, the literal holy grail of clean power. But where’s the hype? Nowhere. No one cares. Because apparently, watching scientists in lab coats do math that could save the planet just doesn’t give these boys the *adrenaline fix* they crave.

No, no, fusion's not good enough because it doesn’t explode *enough*. You can’t sit in your garage wearing VR goggles, roleplaying as a galactic star-lord if the tech you’re drooling over won’t annihilate a small moon, right?

**Rocket Simps**: “Bro, did you see that launch? It went...it went SO HIGH.”

**Fusion Nerd**: “Yeah, we just achieved net positive energy output in a fusion reactor.”

**Rocket Simps**: *“Yawn*...does it explode though?”

Nope. Not enough *bang* for your buck, my dude. And the best part? All these cosplaying space junkies actually think they’re contributing to human progress. Like just being *hyped* on Twitter somehow helps Musk and Bezos reach Mars faster. Yeah, bro, because liking that SpaceX post just single-handedly solved the fuel efficiency problem. 🙄

Meanwhile, fusion tech—which could basically save humanity—is left collecting dust like your gym membership. Why? Because you can’t strap it to a rocket, send it into the void, and blow it up for funsies.

So yeah, here’s to all the *rocket launch simps*. Keep watching your flaming metal tubes go up and up and up, while fusion just quietly becomes the thing that might prevent us from turning into a Mad Max hellscape. But hey, at least you’ll have your *space explosions* to keep you warm.

Great shot

Must be a Gamma.

If you don't have Alby Hub yet... why?

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(we're honestly looking for answers here) 👇

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