Indiscrete question: Do you take a 💩 after your morning coffee?

Gm nostr ☀️

Getting an ultrasound today to try to troubleshoot my high blood pressure. Wish me luck.

Hope you're all doing awesome

🔥🔥

I don't think I ever made a song with less than 10 tracks, that has only 3 but still sounds great.

Having a Caipirol. AMA.

Dear Santa,

Bitcoin

Lol I doubt it.

And I don't think you can make bombs with toothpaste... You can use it to clean things though....

Wish I could remember all of my dreams

I need to know why there were so many almost empty tubes of toothpaste in that man's backpack... It's going to bug me for 2 more days.

(Most of it was espionage and ransomware - figures -- it's like the most cliche thing my subconscious could do rn)

Really now? "Among Us" is an assassin game? Mainstream mierda at their best.

"How do you feel about stress at work?"

"Well, it can get stressful around here at times"

"Great, we gonna fix that. You're fired"

Glue this to your wall.