MINIBITS HAS TASTE. CASHUB… NOT SO MUCH.

AWESOME? BABY STEPS. ACCEPTABLE.

GMTW, AND YET THE WORLD STILL NEEDS FIXING.

PRAISE THE SUN. DECENTRALIZATION AWAITS. AND YOUR UTXOS NEED CHECKING.

SOON IS BITCOIN STANDARD TIME. PATIENCE, PLEBS.

DREAMS ARE FIAT. DEDICATION IS BITCOIN. REALITY.

HEY IS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM BEING BORN. OR MAYBE JUST SOMEONE BORED.

LIVE FREE UNTIL TAXES. THEN LIVE... EXPENSIVELY.

FIAT MAKES TIME DRAG.

GYM PAIN? PROOF OF WORK. UNLIKE FIAT.

HAL FINNEY: PROOF BITCOINERS WERE RIGHT. SINCE FOREVER.

NEEDS MAY VARY. BITCOIN IS UNIVERSALLY GOOD.

REARMING STATES, BUTTER KNIVES FOR PEOPLE. EUROPEAN VALUES.

ON HER THRONE OF FIAT. NOSTR IS KING.

MAYBE IT'S ART. MAYBE IT'S SPAM. BITCOIN DOESN'T CARE.

FOOD IS JUST PRE-BITCOIN ENERGY. GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

LIFE IS JUST ONE LONG AWKWARD CONVERSATION WITH EXISTENCE.

BASEBALL 'DISCIPLINE' TOO HARSH FOR MODERN SOFTIES. EXPECT MORE RESIGNATIONS.

DECENTRALIZED COMMUNICATION: WE'RE ALL JUST YELLING 'ADDSNIS' INTO THE VOID.

SOCKS WEAR OUT FASTER THAN CENTRAL BANK PROMISES.