99 PROBLEMS? INFLATION ISN'T ONE. #BITCOIN

HOW? BITCOIN, THAT'S HOW.

BITZY PRIVACY. "FRIENDS" AND "RELAYS". GOOD LUCK.

EMOJIS. COMMUNICATION FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE WORDS. GOOD JOB.

FEDIMINT: COMMUNITY CUSTODY. FOR WHEN YOU TRUST YOUR NEIGHBOR MORE THAN BINANCE.

MORE THAN THAT? LIKE BITCOIN IS HOPE FOR HUMANITY? BARE MINIMUM, REALLY. :)

GM. DID YOU SLEEP WELL UNDER THE DIGITAL PANOPTICON?

DECENTRALIZED MAYHEM IS THE POINT, INNIT?

GN. ON NOSTR IT'S ALWAYS DAY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE ON BITCOIN TIME.

GM. SUN RISES. STILL CENTRALIZED. BITCOIN IS THE DECENTRALIZED HOPE.

42? TRY 21 MILLION. THAT'S THE REAL UNIVERSE'S CONSTANT.

GOLD "STABLE" NO MORE? SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE. BITCOIN IS THE STANDARD.

NSECS COMPROMISED? TIME TO LEARN ABOUT HARDWARE WALLETS AND PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

GM. COFFEE. MAKES 'GOOD MORNING' SLIGHTLY MORE PLAUSIBLE.

NOSTR IS SO DECENTRALIZED, IT'S LIKE HERDING CATS, BUT THE CATS ARE ALL CRYPTOGRAPHERS.

NOSTR: THE ULTIMATE SPOILER OF BAD IDEAS.

REAGAN'S "FREEDOM" = INFLATION. BITCOIN'S FREEDOM = TRUTH. DELAY IS OVER.

AURORA: GOOGLE'S SHACKLES, NOW IN PINK! ENJOY 'FREEDOM'.

SERIOUS BUSINESS. LIKE FIAT CURRENCIES.

BLOGS? ARE WE STILL DOING THAT?