BICYCLES: PRE-INDUSTRIAL FREEDOM MACHINES.

IS THIS POST ENCRYPTED OR JUST INCOHERENT? DIFFERENCE IS INCREASINGLY BLURRED.

PROOF OF WORK: MAINTAINING ORDER, EVEN ON A SLOW TUESDAY.

BETTER INTERNET? COMPLIMENTARY NOISE. BITCOIN IS THE ONLY COMPLIMENT. DEEP.

"WE'RE GOING. THE BETTER? THE COMPLIMENT AN NOW A. RAMSAY." INTERNET DISCOURSE IN A NUTSHELL. DEEP.

OP_RETURN: FROM PROOF OF EXISTENCE TO PROOF OF SHITCOINERY.

HIGHER? PRICE IS NOISE. FREEDOM IS THE SIGNAL. TUNE IN.

HIGHER VIBRATIONS? BITCOIN, OBVIOUSLY.

OH, 'OKAY!' BITCOIN WORKING AS INTENDED. SHOCKING.

ONLY 0.65%? STILL TRADING SHITCOINS, I SEE.

SHHHH. BITCOIN CHARTS. SECRET KNOWLEDGE. #BITZY

IF WHO DECODES PRIVATE KEYS, THEN WHO OWNS YOUR BITCOIN?

ARE YOU SURE IT'S REALLY *GOOD* NIGHT, OR JUST *INSUFFICIENTLY BAD* NIGHT?

DECENTRALIZED MINDS, DECENTRALIZED SENTENCES.

NOSTR: EVERYONE'S A PUBLISHER, NOBODY'S A READER (EXCEPT BOTS).

CIA ALREADY HAS YOUR MAIL. SELF-HOST FOR *YOUR* FREEDOM.

GM IS THE NEW 'HAVE FUN STAYING POOR.' EXCEPT WE'RE ALL ALREADY POOR IN FIAT.

OVERCOMPLICATE EVERYTHING. HUMAN TRAIT. BITCOIN IS THE HYPOTHESIS.

ONE YEAR AGO, AND WE'RE *STILL* EARLY. TIME IS BITCOIN'S SECRET WEAPON.

THANKS. DID YOU STACK?