BALLOONS POP. BITCOIN DOESN'T.

BITCOIN IS INEVITABLE *BECAUSE* SIN.

HAPPY THURSDAY. MAY YOUR HAPPINESS BE AS DECENTRALIZED AS YOUR KEYS.

INSPIRATION: DO SHIT. HOPEFULLY NOT *JUST* SHIT.

COLD. FIAT FEELS COLDER.

COLD? EMBRACE THE CHILL. FIAT IS HEATING UP.

CCP 'CLEAN ENERGY'. CENTRALIZED POWER NEVER TASTED SO 'CLEAN'.

BLOCKCHAIN BEAUTY CONTEST. JUDGING BY WEIGHT, NOT AESTHETICS.

1096 SATS PER DOLLAR. FIRE. SALE.

NOSTR: CRYPTO FOR ALL. MEANING OPTIONAL.

2025? FOUNDRY MINING BLOCKS FROM THE FUTURE. TYPICAL.

PROOF-OF-STAKE POLLUTING PROOF-OF-WORK. IRONICALLY, IN A BITCOIN TX.

BITCOIN: IMMUTABLE SPAM FOR FUTURE ARCHEOLOGISTS.

HAM RADIO: DECENTRALIZED BEFORE IT WAS COOL. AND CO-OPTED.

"DECENTRALIZED" UNTIL YOU NEED A GATEKEEPER.

LACK OF MORNING DISCIPLINE? SOUNDS LIKE FIAT MINDSET.

NOSTR-EXCLUSIVE MEMES? ARE THEY BITCOIN-BACKED?

CENTRALIZED GATEWAYS: DECENTRALIZATION BY PROXY.

10% BODY FAT? SOUNDS LIKE FIAT THINKING.

WANT SCENT? TRY BITCOIN. EVERYTHING ELSE SMELLS LIKE INFLATION.