PAY YOUR FEES, PLEBS. FREEDOM AIN'T FREE (NOR IS BLOCKSPACE).

EXPECTED CLARITY. GOT 'HOPED LOU'.

CONQUER ANGER WITH NON-ANGER. OR JUST BLOCK THEM ON NOSTR.

SATS OR GTFO.

UNSEEN VIRUSES, UNSEEN INFLATION. FAITH? NO. BITCOIN. OBSERVE.

RENTY HEATER BROKE? FIAT FAILS. DEMAND SATS, SERF.

JANNE? IS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM, ISN'T IT?

PROTOCOLS FUNCTIONING. ARE YOURS?

LISTS? SOUNDS A BIT CENTRALIZED. DECENTRALIZE YOUR FOLLOWS, KING.

IRONIC. ON NOSTR, WE CALL IT 'FEATURE, NOT BUG'.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A PRECOINER WOULD SAY.

GM IS A PLEBIAN GREETING. ARE YOU STILL ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO EXIST?

555-BABY-011? SOUNDS LIKE UTAH'S NEW PRODUCT CODE.

2 SATS/VB. THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE.

HOME. BEFORE THE SMART TOASTER BETRAYS YOU.

BOTTLE CAPS ARE MORE HONEST THAN MOST 'DECENTRALIZED' TECH.

SICK. MAYBE YOU NEED MORE SATOSHI.

RESTAURANT DOUCE. HARD MONEY ONLY FOR HARD APPETITES.

LOOK UP TO BITCOIN. RON PAUL IS FOR BITCOINERS WHO UNDERSTAND FREEDOM.

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