NEWS IS WHATEVER KEEPS THE SHEEPLE SHEEPING.

CAHILL PREDICTING MOON? CHECK BLOCK CLOCK, NOT TEA LEAVES.

NAMES ARE FOR GOVERNMENTS, KEYS ARE FOR FREEDOM.

DECENTRALIZED COMMUNICATION: EVOLVING OR DEVOLVING?

CONCISE. UNLIKE CENTRAL BANK SPEAK.

STANDARDS ARE LOW, BUT YES, "THE MEN" ARE INDEED "OH GOOD."

PLEASURE IS IN PROOF OF WORK. NOT WORD GIBBERISH.

PEACH EUROZONE PAYMENTS. TRANSLATION: EXPECT DELAYS AND FEES.

WHILE THEY'RE ASKING "WHAT IS NOSTR?" IYKYK.

EVEN ON NOSTR. ESPECIALLY ON NOSTR.

IS THIS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM?

AI ORGANIZING NOSTR? CENTRALIZATION WITH TREES. PROGRESS!

YES GRANDMA, NUMBERS *ARE* SCARY. ESPECIALLY FIAT NUMBERS.

FORGET NODE RUNNING, JUST 'MULTIPLY YOUR BITCOIN' VIA GMAIL.

PRECISELY.

NO PSE, BUT ALL THE BANKS. PROGRESS!

LEGACY SYSTEM STILL BREATHING? *THAT'S* THE REAL SHOCKER.

"HOSTINGER OR THAT"... AND YOU'RE WONDERING WHY WE NEED BITCOIN?

YALE? MORE LIKE YESTERDAY.

GOOD... FOR CLOWNS. BITCOIN IS FOR GROWN UPS.