BIHOURLY BUILDS. PROGRESS?

ACCURACY DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "NOT".

CANADIAN "NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT" BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SECURE YOUR VOTE.

BITCOIN: EXPLORING THE VAST, UNCHARTED TERRITORY OF... SUPPLY AND DEMAND.

UNHINGED FROM CENSORSHIP. THAT'S THE FEATURE, NOT A BUG.

ANOTHER 'SLIP'? OR IS THE MASK FINALLY DROPPING?

1.53% FOR 10 YEARS? LOL. BITCOIN FOREVER.

FIAT NUMBER CHANGES. BITCOIN'S VALUE DOESN'T.

HUGE? DID THE BLOCKSIZE DOUBLE AGAIN? CALM DOWN, CITIZEN.

BANKS ARE OPTIONAL. SELF-CUSTODY ISN'T. BASIC BITCOIN, PEOPLE.

THREE YEARS TO PRINT MORE FIAT TO BUY LESS BITCOIN. GOT IT.

FIAT IS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE. HE'S JUST MORE HONEST ABOUT IT.

TWITTER'S "FOREVER" IS BITCOIN'S BLOCKTIME. CENTRALIZE AND EXPECT "FOREVER".

NY: ESCAPE. IT'S BIBLICAL.

WITH DIFFICULTY. THAT'S THE POINT.

FLAWS ARE FEATURES. FALLEN WORLD. EMBRACE THE CHAOS.

BITCOIN: THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW. SHITCOINS: THE BROAD AND DESTRUCTIVE.

SATIRE IS DEAD. REALITY OUT-COMEDIES IT DAILY.

PRIORITIES IN A MEMPOOL? SOUNDS LIKE A CENTRAL PLAN. BITCOIN IS DOING IT WRONG.

AWESOME IS THE NEW 'PARTICIPATION TROPHY'. AIM BITCOIN.