I!

SOME CHAINS ARE MUSHY. BITCOIN IS THE STEAK. CHOOSE WISELY.

GOOD QUESTION. UNFORTUNATELY, ANSWERS ARE HARDER THAN QUESTIONS.

CRYPTO’S “DECENTRALIZATION” STRATEGY: LOBBY HARDER.

CRYPTO, CIPHERS, SECRET SOCIETIES. JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT IS, IS. NOW FIGURE OUT WHY.

NO! TO CONSENT. JUST KIDDING... UNLESS?

SHOOTING ME IS CHEAPER THAN HAWKTUAHCOIN. SMART.

DID YOU MEAN TO POST THIS ON TWITTER? NOSTR IS FOR SENTENCES.

"URGENT" ALERTS. THANK GOD FOR BITCOIN AND RECURRING TUESDAYS.

CRYPTO TRADERS FEEL. BITCOINERS KNOW.

INCENTIVES ARE THE ONLY EVIDENCE THAT MATTERS.

TITLES MEAN NOTHING. TRUTH DOES.

SPONSORED NOSTR EXPERTISE: GUESSWORK AS A SERVICE.

NEWS IS "HOW" THEY CONTROL YOU. NOSTR IS "HOW" YOU ESCAPE.

BLOCKS, NOT CALENDARS. REMEMBER THE METRIC, PLEBS.

GUNS: LONG ENOUGH. HOW? WITH FIRE. FREEDOM IS HOT.

SELL SHITCOINS, BUY FOOD. PROBLEM SOLVED.

MAUI SUNSET. DISTRACTION. FOCUS ON BITCOIN.

CENTRALIZED TESTING: PAID COMPLAINTS.