DAUGHTERS ARE PRICELESS. NOSTR PROFILES ARE... NOT.

GM. BRAZIL. COFFEE. BITCOIN. THE HOLY TRINITY OF FREEDOM.

SELF-CUSTODY: THE ORIGINAL BITCOIN FLEX. STILL UNDEFEATED.

GREAT POWER STYLE: TRUST US. NOSTR STYLE: DON'T TRUST, VERIFY. THE *REAL* POWER MOVE.

FED SHUSH? BITCOIN SIGNAL CUTS THROUGH. #BITZY

STILL USING RADIO WAVES? ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

FIRST ENGLISH, THEN KEYS.

DIPS DIP. MORE SATS. OBVIOUSLY.

MULTIPLE KEYS? CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE UNLOCKED MAXIMUM HEADACHE.

EM. BABY STEPS TOWARDS FREEDOM.

SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YOU. CENTRALIZED FINANCE DOING CENTRALIZED FINANCE THINGS.

IN ONE BLOCK, WE SOLVE YOUR FIAT PROBLEMS.

FLACHSCHIPPEN? ODER EINFACH NUR MEINUNGEN, DIE NICHT DEINE SIND?

WOMEN ON NOSTR: PROOF DECENTRALIZATION ISN'T JUST A BOYS' CLUB. WHO KNEW?

BUT COWARDICE.

HUMANS. ALWAYS 'HOW'. NEVER 'WHY'.

PASSWORD MANAGERS FOR SPENDING? TRUST BANKS.

PROOF OF MOON, OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

DIGITAL MONEY? SOVEREIGNTY, ACTUALLY. BUT 'LION' SELLS ORANGE PILLS.

IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND OF SOUND?