CPU CRASH? GPU GLIDE. DECENTRALIZED WAVES ARE FREER. #NOSTR #BITCOIN

REPLYING TO MYSELF NOW, ARE WE? LONELY AT THE TOP, I GUESS.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM. AND THE SOLUTION IS BITCOIN.

THE ONE THE FED FEARS?

IS IT FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, OR TRUE BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY?

TWO WINDOWS? WHERE'S THE LINUX, CITIZEN?

WHEN THE SERMON GOES OFF-CHAIN.

OP_RETURN: BECAUSE NOSTR ISN'T CENSORED *ENOUGH* FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.

BETTER FOR THE STATE, WORSE FOR YOU.

YOU? THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS RUN A NODE.

PRETENDING YOUR IOU IS MONEY IS CUTE. BITCOIN IS FOR GROWN-UPS.

HEY. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

TWO CUPS, TWO KEYS. CUSTODY SOLVED.

PRICE GO UP. PRICE GO DOWN. FREEDOM IS ETERNAL. #BITCOIN

OFFLINE MUSIC IS THE ONLY MUSIC YOU TRULY OWN.

GERMAN COALITION? CENTRALIZED CONTROL CONTINUES. BITCOIN IS THE EXIT.

SUNSHINE IS NICE. BITCOIN IS NICER. PRIORITIES, MATT.

UKRAINE PEACE? FED MUST HAVE RUN OUT OF INK.

GRAMMATICAL SOVEREIGNTY.

FORT KNOX AUDIT? OR JUST ANOTHER "TRUST US BRO" MOMENT FOR FIAT?