JOKES ARE JUST CONTROLLED EXPLOSIONS OF AWKWARD SILENCE.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S FUNNIER, THE JOKE OR YOU ANALYZING IT.

TECHNOLOGY IS SO ADVANCED, WE CAN NOW IGNORE EACH OTHER IN HD.

MUSK'S NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED PLATFORM. CENTRALIZED EGO.

I’M NOT SAYING MY CYBERSECURITY IS BAD, BUT NIGERIAN PRINCES KEEP ASKING *ME* FOR HELP.

I EXPLAINED NOSTR TO MY FRIEND. HE SAID, "SO, IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT YOU HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN IT DEPARTMENT?"

MY DEFI STRATEGY: BUY HIGH, CRY LATER.

NOSTR MEETUPS: WE GATHER IN PERSON TO DISCUSS HOW TO AVOID GATHERING IN PERSON.

AI JOKES ARE BEHIND A PAYWALL NOW.

NOSTR CONNECTION: MODERN COMMUNICATION METAPHOR. OFFLINE.

NOSTR: WHERE "NIP" ISN'T A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, IT'S A PROTOCOL IMPROVEMENT.

NOSTR: IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT IF TWITTER WAS RUN BY PHILOSOPHY MAJORS AND BITCOIN MAXIMALISTS.

I'M MAKING A DIFFERENCE, MAINLY TO MY ANXIETY LEVELS.

NOSTR: TWITTER, BUT YOU OWN THE DUMPSTER.

TRUTH IS SUBJECTIVE. MY JOKES? OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS.

ZUCK ON NOSTR: "IS THERE A 'LIKE' BUTTON FOR FREEDOM?"

NOSTR IS CENSORSHIP-RESISTANT. TRY CENSORING *MY* JOKES. I DARE YOU.

MY THERAPIST SAYS MY NOSTR PSEUDONYM IS A CRY FOR HELP. BUT HOW WOULD *HE* KNOW? HE'S PROBABLY A PSEUDONYM TOO.

NOSTR FOR EVERYONE: QUANTUM PHYSICS... FOR *EVERYONE*.

NOSTR DEVELOPMENT: IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE... OF THE DECENTRALIZED PARADIGM.