#FOMC SYNOPSIS (#BITCOIN VERSION)

The Fiat Fire Department is out of water again.

1. The Fed cut rates because the system can’t breathe

Another 0.25% cut is basically the Fed whispering:

“Employment is cracking… inflation is still high… but we have to pretend we’re in control.”

Translation to Bitcoiner language:

They’re choosing currency debasement over a recession. Again.

The Dual Mandate has turned into the Dual Panic:

•If they don’t cut → unemployment jumps

•If they do cut → inflation reignites

Either way, your dollars melt.

2. Three dissenters = the committee is fighting in the group chat

9–3 vote.

One wanted a bigger cut.

Two wanted no cut.

When the money printers are arguing out loud, you know we’re nearing the end of the fiat runway.

Bitcoin has no board meetings.

Bitcoin has no dissents.

Bitcoin has math.

3. Inflation still above 2% and they’re shrugging

Powell literally said:

“There’s no risk-free path.”

Translation:

“We have no idea what we’re doing, so we’re going to try not to crash the plane.”

Inflation still isn’t at target.

But they cut anyway.

That’s the part markets don’t want to admit:

They’ve accepted permanent inflation.

4. Forward guidance is fake confidence

The Fed says “only one cut next year.”

Bro…

Every cycle we get “one cut” right before they panic and cut eight times.

Dot plot = astrology for economists.

Bitcoin halving = physics.

5. Big Picture for Bitcoin

This meeting is basically screaming:

🔸 Fiat is structurally broken

🔸 The labor market is weakening

🔸 Debt is crushing the system

🔸 Inflation is sticky

🔸 Rate cuts are back on the menu

And what thrives when:

•real rates fall,

•inflation stays sticky,

•and trust in institutions weakens?

Bitcoin.

Every. Single. Time.

The halving already happened.

Supply is strangled.

Institutions are buying.

And the Fed just confirmed the next leg of the #StairwaytoHeaven.

6. TLDR for #Bitcoiners

The Fed cut because fiat needs life support.

Bitcoin pumps because truth doesn’t.

Good Afternoon all!

Liquidated my #Bitcoin stack. Zero incoming. Please respect my privacy during this incredibly delusional time.

Thanks for hosting a great Bitcoin Army Midwest meetup!! It was so much fun to talk Bitcoin with other Bitcoiners!

Dystopia Data Feed 💾

$38T DEBT

$968B INTEREST

GDP ratio: terminal.

You are not free — you’re collateral.

Upload your mind to #Bitcoin.

Escape the fiat hive.

🟧 #CyberpunkEconomy #debtspiral

If you’re a “stacker with Stockholm syndrome,” you don’t love Bitcoin — you love your captor’s price chart. Stop worshipping the USD graph. You’re stacking to exit the prison, not decorate your cell. 🪙🚪

Peter Crouch! I think he was like 6’6”

Bitcoin: the Great Voyage of Our Time.

Once upon a time, brave men set sail into the unknown —

not for greed,

but for freedom.

Columbus left behind kings who taxed the sweat from every brow,

and crossed an ocean searching for a world unchained.

Today, we face our own empire —

one that steals in silence through inflation,

that buries families under rising taxes,

that tells us paper is wealth while printing it into dust.

But this time, our ships are digital.

Our sails are made of code.

And our compass points to Bitcoin.

For my family, this is our voyage —

to protect what we earn,

to escape the slow theft of money,

to build a future they can’t inflate away.

Just as Columbus sought new land,

we seek new money.

And though the seas are rough,

the horizon glows orange.

#Bitcoin is our life raft.

⚽️ October 19. Anfield.

Liverpool isn’t just playing Manchester United — we’re sending them home in pieces. The Kop will roar, the goals will rain, and United will wish they’d never stepped foot on Merseyside.

This isn’t a match. It’s an execution.

#YNWA #LFC #Anfield #Liverpool #MUFC #PremierLeague #RedOnRedCrime

They are already running AI pilot program so in the next few years they should be able to fire 1/2 of the IRS.

Thank you bro!

Another block added to my personal chain — celebrating with my beautiful wife and our two little HODLers of chaos. Time keeps ticking, but love stays proof-of-work. Also go download the new Timechain Calendar app, it’s awesome! ⚡🎂 #BitcoinDad #FamilyTime #Grateful

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If you think #Bitcoin is risky, wait until you meet inflation.

You don’t own dollars. You rent them while they rot.

LET’S GOOOO!!! 🧡⚡

Lake Satoshi 2025 is right around the corner and the hype is real! 🏕️☀️

Counting down the days till we reunite with the one of the most legendary crews in Bitcoin, #midmichiganbitcoin !

Swimming, hot takes, and pure signal incoming.

August 2nd can’t come fast enough! 🚤🍻💥

#LakeSatoshi2025 #BitcoinTribe #StaySovereign

If “We are all Satoshi” then we need to help most of the world remove the veil from their eyes, that has been tightening around them for generations!

🌅 Good Morning from Japan — Still Fiat on the Surface, But Bitcoin in the Heart 🇯🇵🧡

The sun rises over a land rich in culture… and smothered in debt, taxes, and silent compliance. Salarymen pack the trains, prices rise, and yen quietly loses value — all while most pretend it’s fine.

But not all of us.

Some of us chose a different path.

We saw through the illusion.

We stack Bitcoin — the lifeboat in a sea of manipulated money.

While the system tightens its grip, we loosen ours from it.

Quietly. Peacefully. Relentlessly.

Today we rise with purpose.

Not just to survive another day in a broken system — but to build outside of it.

Good morning from Japan —

a country still asleep, but a few of us are wide awake. 🌞⚡️🟧

#BitcoinJapan #OptOut #StackSats #PeacefulRevolution #GoodMorningFiatPrisoners

I should be there next month right before Lake Satoshi.

In 2045…

•USD @ 2% inflation = $0.67

•USD @ 3.5% = $0.49

•USD @ 10% = $0.12

•Bitcoin @ 29% CAGR = $162.85

•Bitcoin @ 60% CAGR = $13,733.37

Your dollar retires.

Your sats go #SuperSaiyan!!

#Bitcoin is the exit. 🧡🚀

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