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AllisonSatchmo
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Just a mom who wants a future for her kids. #bitcoin

One of the benefits of being a mom of a #bitcoin  er is they can hate my straight, white, conservative, masculine son all they want and it just doesn't matter.

It's a nice dip but even if you were fortunate enough to be able to buy 1K of #bitcoin every week, you wouldn't even get a whole one in a year. Sometimes I think about how out of reach being a whole-coiner really is for most of the world.

Someone once said to me speaking of #bitcoin : I only have two.

I thought to myself, you have absolutely no idea what you own.

Friend complaining about inflation.

Me: Remember two years ago at that wedding when I told you all about opting out with #bitcoin ?

Him: I had too much to drink that night. What was that all about again?

And I was so proud of my Orange Pilling skills that night.

I never bought a shitcoin

I never sold a #bitcoin

I never lost a #bitcoin

Not because I'm smart but because I listened very carefully to the ones who know more than me. Feeling a surge of gratitude to the maxis out there!

Hubby and son went on a long ski trip without me.

What I didn't do:

Get the mail (didn't think of it)

Fill my car with gas (drove the other one)

Pay a bill (I don't do that)

Yard work (ha)

What I did do:

Bought lots of #bitcoin  and put it in cold storage.

Taking care of my 5 year old nephew tonight.

Him: Auntie, look at the moon!! It's huge! It's orange! Why is the moon orange?

Me: Darling, I could be wrong but I think it means #Bitcoin  's going to blast off and blow all our minds very soon.

Went to a Christmas party last night with my friend group (all I tried to OP unsuccessfully). One of their sons was there and guess what? He is a #bitcoin  er! Cold storage, hates shitcoins, the real deal. We had a long, fun chat!

My brother-in-law bought #bitcoin  big at 60K, rode it down to 15K, riding it back up. Doesn't care to understand it really. Bought it for freedom. Never sold. Never said a negative word. Never got mad at me. He's a great guy.

My son (college age) called me to ask why #bitcoin  was pumping. Then he said, "mom, my friends are starting to talk about it".

I have a friend very hurt because she wasn't invited to some party. Also another friend upset because so-and-so said something kind of rude. If only they had something bigger to think about! May I suggest #bitcoin ?

Just Orange Pilled two guys who came to tow my dead car.

Explained the debt crisis

Explained #bitcoin  's limited supply.

Explained the halvening

Explained the superiority to a shitcoin

They were all ears! Was a blast!

About a year ago my hairdresser almost bought a #bitcoin . Today she said she wished she had. I told her it's not too late. But I didn't really mean it because for her it is too late. She blew the money she inherited on a Mercedes SUV and a pool. I feel nothing but sadness.

My dental hygienist: I booked your next appointment for May 31st.

Me: Wow, that's after the halvening.

Her: Huh?

Me: Oh nothing