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yeah, I would have made a video....but my fingers were glued together and I couldn't hold a phone!

Also, I didn't want to risk getting glued to anything else.

And while I'm ranting, just because I did business with your company once doesn't mean I want to be added to your daily email list.

And if I didn't do the survey the first time, I probably won't, so stop asking.

Whoah Black Betty...

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I have no idea how to find the answer using my brain. I saved this, hoping someone would show their work, but no luck.

Welp, time to load up the car, drive over to the new place, and start putting things together. I'm putting in a laminate floor for the study area, and then building a bed with a secret compartment.

I'm a sucker for a secret compartment. My dream home would have a whole secret basement, accessible through a sliding closet.

Sigh. Some day.

How are things going for Elliot Page?

Time to trust some science:

I once worked with a travel agent who didn't sell trips to France because she wanted her clients to have a nice vacation. (Sorry for low pixels.)

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My MIL was an emergency room nurse and told us this story:

An old woman came in for something and the doctor commented on a tattoo on her back that looked like a shriveled rose. She said "It wasn't shriveled when I got it, but neither was I."

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Those are actually very classy. It's a shame Elon didn't go for something like that, instead of something doodled on a bar napkin.