Today marks the beginning of Meditative May
Theory: We can only predict, we can’t observe
Anyways, im so glad someone else had to be there. otherwise I’d be waking up to a back full of tattoos right now
Are memories anything but collective dreams, or did it really happen?
Reoccurring nightmare where you experience waking up covered in tattoos you drunkenly got the night before
Yeah… and? They deserve it.
Imagine being named Todd
Desktop copy pasta of pic crops while iOS copy pasta of pics doesn’t..?
Can we inverse this to save energy? 
That’s funny cause I would say the exact opposite… I could be wrong though 
Big black cocks are looked at as a threat in America… unless you’re a blonde bimbo
I dreamed I was getting married and it was a disaster wedding. A giant storm came through and we had to shelter in place. When the storm passed, I went to play pre-wedding golf, played terribly on a terrible course and then called the whole wedding off.
I love how my lil surfer hands aren’t shared here. Luv that.
Oh shit we’re not tweeting anymore my b
Can we please please please have retweets time stamped on the page when it’s retweeted (maybe let you retweet multiple times and each retweet is it’s on tweet with its own time stamp)??? 🙏
The image crop is painful, the meme doesn’t always fit
didn't you hear baby?? - truth is an illusion.
say you have mommy issues without saying you have mommy issues:
What’s up with Twitter only allowing “some people” (such as myself) to be set up for notifications?