Boss at annual performance review time: I don't believe in giving 5's.

Me: That's fine. I don't believe in giving a fuck.

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As an introvert and a self-conscious dilettante, I hate (HATE) the concept of pair programming.

But.

It fucking works.

I just had one of the two most productive hours of development of my entire quarter, and it was with not only a partner but also an audience of two others observing us.

Microsoft Power BI(sexual).

#pride

If you aren’t using AI, you run a very real risk of falling behind in the race to produce voluminous mediocrity while slowly forgetting how to do your own job.

No, I do not want to install your app.

No, I do not want that app pinned to Start.

No, I do not want that app pinned to the taskbar.

No, I do not want that app to run on startup.

No, I do not want that app shortcut on my desktop.

No, I do not want to subscribe to your newsletter.

No, I do not want your site to send me notifications.

No, I do not want to tell you about my recent experience.

No, I do not want to sign up for an account.

No, I do not want to sign up using a different service and let the two of you know about each other.

No, I do not want to sign in for a more personalized experience.

No, I don't want to allow you to read my contacts.

No, I don't want you to scan my content.

No, I don't want you to track me.

No, I don't want to click "Later" or "Not now" when what I mean is NO.

Don’t look for common ground with Nazis. They’ll just use it as the site for a mass grave.