This weird thing was always my dream to own, an AI telling me what i want to know in a sweet voice:
"Good Morning Merrcurr,
It's 776673, 00:00 Moscow,
A sunny day expected, Air quality 89%, appropriate for cycling or trekking,
You have 62 Nostr notifications requiring your attention and 3547 new Nostriches joined in the last 6 hours
Bitcoin conversion rate: Not applicable
Orange pilling success rate: 100% of contact list
LN Node: operational, requiring rebalancing
Nostr Relay: operational, uptime 100%
Voyager Coffee: Initiated, 3 minutes to completion
Employability level: Null"
🤙🏻
? Elaborate Nostrich
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This is the current Bitcoin block height at the time of writing. Our universal time Nostrich 🤙🏻
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Fuck typos. I don't care. You get it 🤙🏻
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My man...MY MAN ✊🏻
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I'm going to try something here. Only few will understand.
Do you remember "Guitar Hero"? If you get it, just 🤙🏻 the hell of of this.
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The writing is on the wall.
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Binance owns his ETH 🤦🏻 honestly i had to go back in history up to Julius Caesar to try that orange pilling.
Manage your pilling conversations Nostriches, 0 hours of research vs 1000's , take them slow, may take months.
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I saw his portfolio. He owns ETH. It will be harder than i thought. Hold my beer...
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At the hotel bar...having a drink(s) with a good friend, trying to purple pill him. He has no idea what i'm talking about.
Anyway, we'll get there, raising my glass to you all Nostriches, the early adopters🍸
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Not for sale! Sentimental value now 🤙🏻
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Amethyst is the closest match. I did not make this by the way, there are speciality shops for that :)
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Building myself a Nostr bracelet in amethyst. Wearing my statement Nostriches 🤙🏻
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Of course i did not buy it but i loved it. I loved it because i value craftsmanship, precision, expertise and passion.
I believe that on a Bitcoin standard, and for any of us to part from our sats, there will be no other alternative that quality will be roaring back into our lives. Everywhere.
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No this is a valid concern, the right/option to be anonymous has to be included when zapping others.
I will agree. I think i overheard #[3] mentioning this will be added
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