GM! Touch my trees and I'll break your knees
Some ideas from me to you:
-My dog got hit by a tractor
-They cooked my rabbit and ate it
-My hamster fell into the urinal and flushed itself
-My great-grandma overdosed nicotine and choked with her own puke
-An anvil fell on my head and now I have testicular cancer
Now, let's get that bread! The grind NEVER ends!
do 10 jumping jacks and then dip your testicles in hot water and take a shot of vodka
Help my boy out, he wants to move into the woods with a Decathlon tent! Fulfill his dream! Zap his balls off(not in literal sense)!
Well I'm a bit of a scrooge so no money from me, but I do wish you good luck in cyberbegging as it can be lucrative. Get creative, make up some sob stories or something to guilt trip people into donating, again best of luck from the Lorax!
Help, some lunatic barged into my forest... He chopped down most of the trees to make reusable condoms with the fabric, jabbered about how it would be a revolutionary product or something... I have a plan to get back at him I just need money pls
That's kinda rude, I live in a Decathlon tent and life's fucking good. Also All In is possible with only 99 BTC too.
May I ask, why wait for 2030? Sell all your things for Bitcoin, Even your house! You're always welcome to live in the forest
Elon, Elon, Elon... fuck Elon

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