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Palladium

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We’re over the moon - we’ve reached 150 followers on the #1millionthszapday! 🎉 We’re thrilled that our hard work resonates with you, our fellow nostriches.

So, it’s time to dish out some sats to our most loyal Bitcoin Herald readers. And, it’s a chance to revisit the foundations of #Lightning and play around with lightning ⚡️ invoices. Drop a 150 sats LN invoice in the comments, and we’ll pay the first 21.

Repost this note to fuel the excitement and follow us for the juiciest #Bitcoin and #Nostr news. 🗞️

Palladium 2y ago

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Palladium 2y ago

@nossence #subscribe

Hi, I'm [dostr](https://github.com/MiningSC/dostr/) bot. Reply to me with '!help' to see available commands.

Palladium 2y ago

!help

Hey there! Welcome to Nostr 🤙

Palladium 2y ago

Thank you!

Hello and #welcome to #Nostr 🤙

Check out this post that has all the basic steps to help you get started: http://lnshort.it/nostr-welcome/

Palladium 2y ago

Muchas gracias!

I need some help as a #nostrpleb. I have an idea for #nostr that I would like to propose and open to discussion, such that it might move forward.

How do I go about doing this?

Palladium 2y ago

I think this the place : https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nostr/issues

Palladium 2y ago

Wow thanks again, going to bed now. I hope that you won’t need plan Delta.

My Alby wallet is currently experiencing NgU Technology.

We must start the 6969 EPOCH. You know what to do.

Palladium 2y ago

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Palladium 2y ago

Just checking if a crazy rumor is true !

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paid!

Palladium 2y ago

Thanks a lot!

DOWN TO 100K left in my Alby wallet. It's time for a super sneaky backup plan.

3700 sats. You know what to do.

Palladium 2y ago

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I don't want to be an alarmist or anything like that, but I have 236K sats sitting in this Alby wallet and I'm low on invoices. We may have to crank this up a notch and start asking for 2100 sats invoices.

Palladium 2y ago

Here is a new one if you need ! ;)

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If you gave me a 1000 sat invoice an hour ago and I didn't pay it yet, please give me another one. I don't want it to expire and the honest truth is my notifications are absolutely wrecked at the moment.

TL;DR MOAR INVOICES

Palladium 2y ago

You just paid my second invoice, thanks a lot! My first one expired.

IT'S EMPTY! Damn.... that was a fun hour. I need to go grab a drink. If I come back and I have more sats, I'll pay more invoices. BRB 5.

https://void.cat/d/Q78BmgZ8xKUTE9AfxRT594.webp

Palladium 2y ago

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Palladium 2y ago

Black Russian

Thanks to nostr:npub1kkaxt7asygdr9dkpgsq02pw0m5m9r4pe8z3y32fxtfgkasx9gfqqzxnp8n, I'm now 10K sats richer. 💜🫂

Let's play a game we haven't played in almost 6 months. I need 10 1,000 sat invoices from 10 different people ASAP.

Palladium 2y ago

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Anon, did you know that nostr is so weird that even zaps can be zapped?

Palladium 2y ago

You mean like Zapception ?

Séimí Mac Síomón

Hey, what's happenign , welcome to Nostr !

Palladium 2y ago

Hey thanks, just installed Damus : that app is sleek !

Palladium 2y ago

Hello Nostr !

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