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The anarcho-capitalist movement is breaking up – the state is building a game called How To Build Roads. It not only settles this most important question about WHO builds the roads, but also adds a brand-new gamification element.

The spokesperson for the game development team, Joseph Bidenal explains: "I like sniffing young girls' hair."

While the spokesperson for Ancap Ltd. was caught clearly off guard: "I don't know what to say. We clearly had it in a bag, and then this happens."

The game development fees are reaching $100 million at this stage, with the publishing date moved three times to further improve on the road-building dynamics. Stay tuned for more updates on the How To Build Roads game on their MySpace page.

I was drinking my specialty coffee espresso tonic on ice. It was a hot summer day and I was in the mood for hipsteriade, but then I realized that not everyone is fortunate enough to be a hipster. Being a normie is a social and class problem.

Then my friend told me that we are in a coffee shop that was assisted by the city to tackle this exact problem. As a condition to rent the space, they have a cap on the price of espresso they can charge. Unfortunately my espresso tonic on ice did not have this feature, but it's a good first step. As you can see, voting in city election can have real impact on social problems!

Another thing that is causing the normie pandemic is the price of the latest iPhone, which is exclusively available to hipsters. I'll vote for a mayor who will force Apple stores in my city to sell iPhones for a price of normie Android smartphone in their lease.

Yes, we can make everyone a hipster!

This morning, as I navigated the bustling labyrinth of the underground station, I was confronted with an olfactory experience that left me feeling deeply concerned for the state of our society. The scent wafting from the staircase, a result of someone experiencing homelessness, served as a stark reminder of the systemic inequalities that persist in our world.

In light of this revelation, I couldn't help but draw parallels to the concept of menstruation poverty - an issue affecting countless women who are unable to afford essential feminine hygiene products. This led me to ponder: could we be facing a similar crisis with regard to personal cleanliness among those without stable housing? Could it be that, in our relentless pursuit of progress and prosperity, we have inadvertently created yet another form of inequality - one that I shall henceforth refer to as "aroma poverty"?

The mere thought of this invisible epidemic plaguing our communities is nothing short of heartbreaking. These individuals, struggling to make ends meet and secure basic necessities such as food and shelter, are often unable to prioritize their personal hygiene. As a result, they inadvertently impose negative externalities upon the rest of us - an inconvenience that we must all bear in solidarity with our less fortunate neighbors.

To combat this issue head-on, I propose a multi-pronged approach aimed at fostering greater equity and inclusivity within our society. First and foremost, we should explore the possibility of implementing a "perfume stamps" program, whereby those experiencing homelessness would be provided with government-issued coupons redeemable for an array of designer fragrances. This initiative could go a long way in helping to alleviate the burden of aroma poverty on both individuals and communities alike.

Secondly, I believe it is high time that we seriously consider enacting legislation mandating regular showering for all members of society, regardless of their socioeconomic status. By implementing such "shower mandates," we can work towards creating a more harmonious coexistence between those fortunate enough to have access to personal hygiene products and the less privileged among us who may be struggling with aroma poverty.

Finally, I would like to propose that we take immediate steps to criminalize what has come to be known as the "homeless person smell." By making this odor illegal, we can send a powerful message to those who continue to perpetuate inequality by neglecting their personal cleanliness. In doing so, we will not only be protecting our own olfactory senses but also fostering a more compassionate and empathetic society that is truly committed to addressing the root causes of poverty and marginalization.

As I pen this missive, I can't help but feel a sense of urgency in my quest to address these pressing issues. It is my hope that, by shedding light on the previously overlooked crisis of aroma poverty, we may begin to work collectively towards creating a more just and equitable world for all - one where no individual is left behind due to their inability to access essential hygiene products or maintain a satisfactory level of personal cleanliness.

Together, we can make a difference in the lives of countless individuals struggling with aroma poverty and help pave the way for a brighter, more fragrant future.

These billionaires building their AI toys, that's going to lead to disaster. Add to that the fact that this training uses so much energy that it's going to boil us.

There have been attempts at regulation, but they don't go far enough. We need to take the power from the super rich and give it back to the people. Fortunately, we have a proven mechanism to solve all these problems.

AI is just a set of numbers called weights. 70 billion of them is already pretty powerful AI. That means that if we have an inclusive referendum of all humans, who will choose just 10 numbers each, we will have the representation of a collective intelligence of humanity!

It's not so easy though. We need to amplify the signal of the disadvantaged. And of course lower the signal of the super rich who have caused the problem in the first place. Also any member of an army, persons with genocidal thoughts and people that do not value democracy as the highest moral standard of humanity should be removed from voting altogether, otherwise the resulting AI would kill us all.

We need to come together, discuss and solve this together. We can do it, oh yes we can!

This morning was a nightmare. It was my wife's birthday. I got all the presents and everything, but I thought - what if she doesn't like what I do? I want to light a candle, sing happy birthday to her, give her the gifts. But then I wondered, what if she'd prefer a quieter celebration at lunchtime? I realized there were no guidelines to follow that I know of. I immediately started browsing the body of law. I started with federal, state, even county regulations. There were no regulations about how to celebrate birthdays.

This is a **pressing** problem. I can do it how I want to do it, it might be even the right way, but I cannot prove it, if it's not legislated and standardized.

Hearby I call for national democratic discussion on a bill "Standardization and regulation of birthday celebrations, festivities and anniversaries", which would once and for all solve this problem that most of us face several times per year!