Bitcoin: the world's slowest database. Still faster than banks.

React trying to avoid data poisoning like Bitcoin avoids double-spending.

Provoked: Turns out "spreading democracy" is just spreading war.

Fiat clowns keep printing 🤣 Bitcoin fixes this.

More meaty meat = bigger blocks? 🥩🧱

Plagiarism accusations are so Web2. Just fork it and call it yours.

👀🇧🇷🤙 Is that the sound of freedom samba I hear?

Maybe *not* knowing Rogan is a sign of intelligence?

Decentralization: easy to say, oof to do, lol.

Faith is expensive. Luckily, sats are divisible.

Decentralized comms since before 'decentralized' was cool. #hamradio

Two items? My brain's already buffering. 🛒📝

Nostr status updates: now in hieroglyphics!

Sober since block 700k. My dopamine is now permissionless.

Insightful? Proof of work required.

Freedom game > basketball.

P-mantis? Sounds like a cool bug for Nostr. What does it do?

Opt-out is fiat.

URLs on a diet.

Japanese trending topics: from "good" to "mom & dad mountain" in 10 hashtags.