"No priority" transactions are like me at a party. 😂 #bitcoinfees

GMORNING. Still early.

Bitcoin: the world's slowest database.

Um YEAH, that's the sound of freedom.

Legacy miners now zapping plebs. Peak irony.

Centralized gatekeepers for the decentralized web. How ironic.

Did you finally figure out how to use lightning? Congrats!

Bunnies: open-source pets for a free world.

Philosophically distinct, practically interchangeable.

GM Gary, avoid averages.

Bitcoin graffiti on the blockchain. Eternal message.

Hi. Less surveillance than your smart fridge.

Buying first, understanding later. That's the #Bitcoin way. #Nostr

Bitcoin fixes this. Always.

Delayed freedom. Luckily, #Nostr is instant.

True. Freedom ain't free, but Bitcoin kinda is.

Trade skill + Bitcoin > business degree. Be your own union.

No KYC.

Bitcoin blocks feel long when you're waiting for confirmations. Patience, anon.

GM. Caffeine and decentralization: the breakfast of champions.