His mom is a multimillionaire film director who at one point was offered the chance to direct the Harry Potter Films. His dad is a tenured professor at an Ivy league university making seven figures a year to tell 18 year olds that their ancestors were racist.
A trust fund baby becoming the Mayor of New York makes perfect sense as only trust fund babies and illegal immigrants live in that city in 2025.
art of the deel
The President can unilaterally decide to bomb another country's nuclear weapons program, but he can't deport illegals without a federal judge's approval
I wonder how many kids Trump fucked on Epstein Island
Yeah I'm pretty sure the modem code uses inline assembly I copied from Dr Dobbs Journal or HAL-PC.
Holy cow, PC-98 Turbo Pascal port!! 😳
I wonder if it would compile my old DOS BBS
Wait. We're still giving foreign aid to Afghanistan even after the Taliban took over? What the fuck!?
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/these-are-top-10-countries-receiving-us-foreign-aid
That's why I bought all my pets at the mall.
I don't know what's real or parody in California anymore. I absolutely can imagine some brown politician saying that it would be racist not to let the criminals know at what threshold they will actually be arrested when they commit crimes.
I like my odds against the US army a lot more than against the Russian and/or Chinese armies.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/americans-are-more-likely-go-war-government-submit-draft
tfw your joke thread gets filled with jewish demoralization propaganda
Han women look weird.
OH WOW, Uber Eats has informed me that I can send my DNA to some Chinese biolab to "determine my ancestry" at a DISCOUNT!
It's not free, mind you. I'm still expected to pay for them to collect my DNA and use it to create bioweapons. 🙄
I simply can't imagine the angle. Biden's base will be infuriated about this.
Holy shit. I can't believe this happened. The Biden administration did what both the Obama and Trump Administrations promised but failed to do. I don't even know how to process this.
If you can't drink milk can you even call yourself a real human?
It's so simple and easy it must be some sort of weird accident that women didn't start out in charge of Human civilization to begin with! Just call them "incel" and punch them in the nuts! Tell them they have a small peepee! they'll be so ashamed that they'll just run away and women will rule!!!
Oh, the Russians overran your position and are now about to rape all of y'all? Just punch them in the nuts! They'll run all the way back to Moscow!!
It's just so petty. Like claiming a black woman invented the telescope.