Guy walks up, he's having a bad date. He's divorced after 17 years of marriage. He's in his third date since his divorce. He says that it is not going well.

He ask me if I can pretend I know him and make him look cool. I got this, I walk away and wait for the lady to sit down.

I proceedingly walk up and dap him up, ask him if he wants his usual and that I'll start him a name tab. Thank him for "the other night," which never happened. Introduce myself to his date and give them both a complimentary key lime pie shot for "the other night."

They had a blast all night and left with a grin on their face.

Mission accomplished.

🍻🫂🤙

More than inflation, I have a deep and impassioned hatred for shitflation.

I’m happy to pay 2x premium for a product if I know it’s really built to last a lifetime, but because we live in nihilistic fiat ripoff society it’s damn near impossible to find great products that are built to last. It suck to have to replace shit every 5 years that should last a lifetime.

Another beautiful day at the range #gunstr

The biggest reason not to trust Elon is he cheats at video games

Can't trust a mf like that

Not everyone can be a Bitcoiner unfortunately. Being a Bitcoiner requires high conviction, low time preference, and saving. Most normies do the opposite of that. We’re a special breed.

this is the sort of wild life photography i specialize in.

Let's test this primal wallet collect thing.

Comments that make me laugh will be zapped.

most people speak about 150

words per minute, and read 200 wpm.

most type about 50 wpm and listen around 150 wpm.

text-to-speech, and speech-to-text is the optimal interface that gets us closest to thinking velocity.

yet our thinking is mostly limited and constrained by our language.

Gm,

I have a relay that makes a feed of just notes people tried to delete

But I decided not to release it because it's kind of mean

But nostriches should know it's possible and easy to build such a relay

So think before you post, don't rely on deleting, it doesn't really work